Dave is a goo-catching rod-wallet.

When he's not neck-deep in pole, you'll find him here.

Ted once told me that a parapet is a kind of monkey you are allowed to have. I looked it up. That piece of shit was lying.

Don't visit his website.

Julie is a fire-breathing dragon. She used to have a soul, but it's gone now.

Erik's not a donkey, but he wouldn't give Dave a picture of himself, so on the internet, he's a donkey.

Jon Perry killed a mountain lion with his bare hands on his tenth birthday. He's a fourth level black wizard who fixes tanks for a living. Go here for his personal website.

James is always asking for a personal trailer. He's not going to get one, and Erik wishes he would shut the fuck up about it.

Go play with him on myspace and youtube.