Chris and our friend Leonard Hyman are turning some stupid mid-20s age at the beginning of May, so we're throwing a theme party! A Middle School Abortion theme party, to be exact! No one under the age of 21 is invited and no, we will not be performing abortions, but we will be dressing up like nerds, bullies, and pregnant pre-teens! Yay!

The party's on May 1st in downtown LA. Is there a guest list? Is there an entrance fee? Why, we don't know! Keep checking back for updates!

DISCLAIMER: This party has absolutely no message. If you want to scream your pro-life or -choice ideals at a group of young idiots, get a twitter account. Also, fuck Prop 8.