Ted once told us that a parapet is a kind of monkey you're allowed to have. We looked it up. That piece of shit was lying.
| Writer | Cuddle Rape |
| Director | Playground Law, Cuddle Rape |
| Actor | 100% Pure USDA Beef, Gary Hart Takes LA |
| Editor | Gary Hart Takes LA, Cuddle Rape |
| Camera | Settling The Estate, Playground Law, 100% Pure USDA Beef, 6 Scenes of Bumming a Cigarette, One More Scene of Bumming a Cigarette, Cuddle Rape |
| Producer | Settling The Estate |
| Composer | Disaster Squad Theme |
| Engineer | Fiber Tribe |
| Vocalist | Fiber Tribe (Ol' Skool Pete) |
